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11-09-2007, 07:42 AM
Borat: Touristic Guidings to Minor Nation of U.S. and A./Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Yes, that right, Borat has a book out, and from what I've read and heard, its funny as hell. I'm not sure if I could get through it... but I'll at least give a whirl while sipping on a coffee at Borders :grin:
Borat hit it big ofc with his movie... are there any here that have NOT seen it? I'll be honest that it can be painful at times to watch, but I've got a screwball sense of humor and thought it was hilarious.
If you have not seen it [the movie], give a try, its some pretty funny stuff. :joker:
Ben reviews new book Borat: Touristic Guidings to Minor Nation of U.S. And A/Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
By Ben Gelinas
Kazahkstan is recent sent horse into space. Its country with economy based on sexytime prostitutes, anti-semitism and green potatoes given to Kazahks by Ukhtar The Mighty Hawk called apples. Why not?
This lies and some more is what is to be learned in new book called Borat: Touristic Guidings to Minor Nation of U.S. And A/Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. This book has fake dilapidation on it and smells like 1980 history textbook lost in library under staffroom cooler on propose. It is written by shapeshifting jew comedian Sasha the Baron of Cohen. He is funny man English your childrens and their kids might know as gay rapper Ali g.
His Borat movie was about very funny ambush journalisms in ridiculous Kazakh character in transport through America. It great success!
Comparing to that movie this book is turgid.
Cohen here produces the humour like strange, waste-of-time practice in west called "recycling" where they wash out dirty PepsiMax cans and use cans again.
Borat does these with jokes.
Here is example of an humour contained in book of which I am the reviewer for. This example is author keynote: "Borat Saagdiyev have hair on pubis for 35 harvest, he have correct number of limbs and chram thick like can of Pepsi. Borat is current marry to his third wife. First two is dead. He did not kill them."
If this sampling make chortles in you like a dog choking on gypsy's tears, you should shalot tenge for the book. This kinds of joke everywhere, on pages, funny over and over but not for childrens under 3.
If you are not easy to find these funny, must I recomend not so offensive book like Arthur Miller Tropical Cancer?
Yes, that right, Borat has a book out, and from what I've read and heard, its funny as hell. I'm not sure if I could get through it... but I'll at least give a whirl while sipping on a coffee at Borders :grin:
Borat hit it big ofc with his movie... are there any here that have NOT seen it? I'll be honest that it can be painful at times to watch, but I've got a screwball sense of humor and thought it was hilarious.
If you have not seen it [the movie], give a try, its some pretty funny stuff. :joker:
Ben reviews new book Borat: Touristic Guidings to Minor Nation of U.S. And A/Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
By Ben Gelinas
Kazahkstan is recent sent horse into space. Its country with economy based on sexytime prostitutes, anti-semitism and green potatoes given to Kazahks by Ukhtar The Mighty Hawk called apples. Why not?
This lies and some more is what is to be learned in new book called Borat: Touristic Guidings to Minor Nation of U.S. And A/Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. This book has fake dilapidation on it and smells like 1980 history textbook lost in library under staffroom cooler on propose. It is written by shapeshifting jew comedian Sasha the Baron of Cohen. He is funny man English your childrens and their kids might know as gay rapper Ali g.
His Borat movie was about very funny ambush journalisms in ridiculous Kazakh character in transport through America. It great success!
Comparing to that movie this book is turgid.
Cohen here produces the humour like strange, waste-of-time practice in west called "recycling" where they wash out dirty PepsiMax cans and use cans again.
Borat does these with jokes.
Here is example of an humour contained in book of which I am the reviewer for. This example is author keynote: "Borat Saagdiyev have hair on pubis for 35 harvest, he have correct number of limbs and chram thick like can of Pepsi. Borat is current marry to his third wife. First two is dead. He did not kill them."
If this sampling make chortles in you like a dog choking on gypsy's tears, you should shalot tenge for the book. This kinds of joke everywhere, on pages, funny over and over but not for childrens under 3.
If you are not easy to find these funny, must I recomend not so offensive book like Arthur Miller Tropical Cancer?